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The "Get Your Shit Together" Spice 3 pack contains: "Good Shit" "Aw Shit" "Special Shit" I am telling you the maker's of this, (Big Cock Ranch) are phenomenal! This not only is a hilarious gift, they are awesome spices! Great for a gift exchange, Backyard Chef, or anyone who has a sense of humor and likes a little spice in their life! If you order the "Deluxe" version of this it is called "Shit Load." It contains 6 total spices. The 3 aforementioned "shits" and 3 more - "bull shit", "chicken shit" and the salt free- "no shit." And for the ones out there that love to give "all the shit," click the "premium" option; it includes all 6 bottles of spices and 2 "Dip Shit" packs , all wrapped up in a paper bag that has the words "Sack of Shit" written on it! Seriously tho, don't take my word for it... try it... you will LOVE it!

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Customer Testimonial

Anton Shaw

  December 07, 2023

The arrangement was beautiful but for just under $240 I expected a few more blooms. Chose this arrangement as it was a Lilac arrangement and there were only 2 lilac blooms! It was the deceased favorite color and it do not come close to the number of blooms in the pic. I couldn’t take a picture as it would not have been appropriate at the Memorial or ai would have.

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Amy Crippen

  December 07, 2023

The flowers were absolutely beautiful and exactly what we envisioned. Our goal was to help brighten her day on the day she reutned to work after being off. She has been caring for her Mom for several months of caring for her mom who was placed on hospice then passed away. Thank you for delivering these early on a Monday so she knew we were praying for her & thinking of her! I will definitely be using you again! :)

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Marc

  November 16, 2023

verified review logo Verified Purchase   |   'Orange' You Glad I Sent These? delivered to Fort Worth, TX

They loved the flowers!!! My only suggestion would be to take a photo of the actual arrangement they received and send to me, because I only know what I ordered and have not seen what they received.

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