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"Shit Spices"


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The "Get Your Shit Together" Spice 3 pack contains: "Good Shit" "Aw Shit" "Special Shit" I am telling you the maker's of this, (Big Cock Ranch) are phenomenal! This not only is a hilarious gift, they are awesome spices! Great for a gift exchange, Backyard Chef, or anyone who has a sense of humor and likes a little spice in their life! If you order the "Deluxe" version of this it is called "Shit Load." It contains 6 total spices. The 3 aforementioned "shits" and 3 more - "bull shit", "chicken shit" and the salt free- "no shit." And for the ones out there that love to give "all the shit," click the "premium" option; it includes all 6 bottles of spices and 2 "Dip Shit" packs , all wrapped up in a paper bag that has the words "Sack of Shit" written on it! Seriously tho, don't take my word for it... try it... you will LOVE it!

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01/21/2016

Stunning arrangements! Something equally important is the service from these wonderful dear, sweet people. They always know what to do when I'm not sure.

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12/16/2015

As a first timer, I stopped in spontaneously to purchase a bouquet of flowers, Carlie and the staff were extremely friendly , treated me as family , and wondermously created a bouquet in minutes. I scored some serious brownie points with the bouquet. I posted a picture of the bouquet reflecting Carl's talent on a short notice request. Absolute WONDERMOUS!!!

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