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The "Get Your Shit Together" Spice 3 pack contains: "Good Shit" "Aw Shit" "Special Shit" I am telling you the maker's of this, (Big Cock Ranch) are phenomenal! This not only is a hilarious gift, they are awesome spices! Great for a gift exchange, Backyard Chef, or anyone who has a sense of humor and likes a little spice in their life! If you order the "Deluxe" version of this it is called "Shit Load." It contains 6 total spices. The 3 aforementioned "shits" and 3 more - "bull shit", "chicken shit" and the salt free- "no shit." And for the ones out there that love to give "all the shit," click the "premium" option; it includes all 6 bottles of spices and 2 "Dip Shit" packs , all wrapped up in a paper bag that has the words "Sack of Shit" written on it! Seriously tho, don't take my word for it... try it... you will LOVE it!

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  April 10, 2024

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I order from here every year for my best friend’s birthday. Never once have I been disappointed. Every arrangement leaves me and my friend speechless. Nothing short of stunning and their customer service and communication are incredible. Don’t look any further, this is the florist for you!

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  April 10, 2024

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  April 01, 2024

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