For our freshest, most beautiful blooms, please shop our Florist’s Choice options, as we may be experiencing
delays in receiving shipments of certain flower types.
Please note that for all other orders, we may need to replace stems so we can deliver the freshest bouquet possible, and we may have to use a different vase.
We promise to always deliver a fresh, beautiful, and completely one-of-a-kind gift of the same or greater value as what you selected.
Deliveries may also be impacted by COVID-19 restrictions. Rest assured that we are taking all recommended precautions to ensure customer satisfaction and safety.
Delivery impacts may include:
Restricted deliveries to hospitals or nursing homes
Restricted deliveries to office buildings
Restricted access to certain regional areas
In addition, we may be using “no contact” delivery procedures. After confirming that the
recipient is available to accept, their gift will be left at the door and the delivery driver will step back a
safe distance to ensure they receive their gift.
Please see our About Us page for more details. We appreciate
your understanding and support!
With Gift Now, Deliver Later, you'll send smiles twice! Here's how:
SMILE 1
When you complete your purchase, your lucky recipient will instantly receive a surprise email that includes your card message and a picture of the flowers you chose.
SMILE 2
As soon as possible (usually within two weeks), we'll contact your recipient to schedule delivery of their gorgeous floral gift. Trust us, it'll be worth the wait!
The "Get Your Shit Together" Spice 3 pack contains:
"Good Shit"
"Aw Shit"
"Special Shit"
I am telling you the maker's of this, (Big Cock Ranch) are phenomenal! This not only is a hilarious gift, they are awesome spices! Great for a gift exchange, Backyard Chef, or anyone who has a sense of humor and likes a little spice in their life! If you order the "Deluxe" version of this it is called "Shit Load." It contains 6 total spices. The 3 aforementioned "shits" and 3 more - "bull shit", "chicken shit" and the salt free- "no shit."
And for the ones out there that love to give "all the shit," click the "premium" option; it includes all 6 bottles of spices and 2 "Dip Shit" packs , all wrapped up in a paper bag that has the words "Sack of Shit" written on it! Seriously tho, don't take my word for it... try it... you will LOVE it!
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's Perfect Bouquet
"Shit Spices"
Top Reasons to Buy
100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE
We take pride in our work, and stand behind every arrangement we deliver. If you are not completely satisfied with your order, please contact us so that we can make it right.
WE ARE A REAL LOCAL FLORIST
We are proud to serve our local community in joyful and in sympathetic times. You can feel confident that you will get an amazing arrangement that is supporting a real local florist!
100% FLORIST DESIGNED
Each arrangement is hand-designed by floral artists, bringing a unique blend of creativity and emotion. Your gift is as unforgettable as the moment it celebrates!
FRESH HAND-DELIVERED WARMTH
Our hand-delivery promise means every bloom arrives in perfect condition, ensuring your thoughtful gesture leaves a lasting impression of warmth and care. No stale dry boxes here!
JOIN THOUSANDS OF DELIGHTED CUSTOMERSTHOUSANDS OF HAPPY CUSTOMERS
Our customers and the happiness of their friends and family are our top priority! As a local shop, our reputation matters and we will personally ensure that you’re happy with your arrangement!
I order from here every year for my best friend’s birthday. Never once have I been disappointed. Every arrangement leaves me and my friend speechless. Nothing short of stunning and their customer service and communication are incredible. Don’t look any further, this is the florist for you!
My husband ordered our daughter flowers for Valentine’s Day and they were beyond gorgeous. I ordered her an arrangement after I saw the first one and they were just as beautiful. Highly recommend Flower Snobs. We will be ordering again soon!
* Free local delivery is available for local online orders only. For orders being sent outside of our local delivery zone, a delivery fee based on the recipient's address will be calculated during checkout.
Top 4 Reasons to buy from
Flower Snobs at Cityview
100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE
We take pride in our work, and stand behind every arrangement we deliver. If you are not completely satisfied with your order, please contact us so that we can make it right.
WE ARE A REAL LOCAL FLORIST
We've been Fort Worth local florist since 2006 and we are proud to serve this community. There are a lot of "online companies"
that pretend to be a local florist, hurting both you and small businesses like ours. You can feel confident that you will get an amazing
arrangement that is supporting a real local florist!
100% FLORIST DESIGNED, HAND DELIVERED
Buying from us means that all arrangements are designed by artists who know the floral trade. We hand-deliver every single arrangement so your recipient is sure to love their gift! No wilted, sad, flowers in a box here! Your design will be exquisitely arranged and sure to be loved!
JOIN THOUSANDS OF HAPPY CUSTOMERS
Our customers and the happiness of their friends and family are our top priority! When you buy from us, you are getting an arrangement that is sure to impress and delight! We will personally ensure that you're happy with your arrangement!
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